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Betty Hutton's Life Filled with Drama

2007-03-20T21:34:00.000-07:00

Actress Betty Hutton died last weekend at the age of 86. Hutton was a singer and actress who starred in classic musicals and comedies of the 1940s and 1950s. Hutton had the lead role in the film version of Annie Get Your Gun and starred in The Greatest Show on Earth. Later in life, her star faded and she lost her fortune. In the 1970s she worked as a cook and housekeeper for a church rectory in Rhode Island. She then returned to the stage for a brief period in the 1980s, performing in nightclubs. She eventually returned to school and got a master's degree in psychology, becoming a teacher at Emerson College in Boston. She was married and divorced four times. LINK

Pam & the Kids: "Better Off On Our Own Right Now"

2007-03-20T20:28:00.000-07:00

Pamela Anderson has enough men in her life for now. In the latest posting on her online diary, the former Baywatch bombshell says that she and her two sons "are better off" without any extra testosterone around in the form of a romantic companion for mom. "I've tried to remarry—move on," Anderson wrote Sunday in a statement that made up with warm sentiment what it lacked in punctuation. "Like any other single mom I've tried to create a healthy example for my kids always...I have faith that we're heading in the right direction. I'm really not interested in bringing any men into our lives." A decision that she apparently made after bringing Kid Rock into their lives three times last year. The starry-eyed duo held ceremonies in St. Tropez, Beverly Hills and Nashville before settling down for four whole months of holy matrimony. The long-haired duo filed dueling divorce petitions Nov. 27 and were officially over by Jan. 31. More laughs

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

2007-03-12T03:39:00.001-07:00

Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?

2007-03-12T03:37:00.001-07:00

Divorcee'

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?

2007-03-12T03:36:00.001-07:00

Air bubbles.

Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?

2007-03-12T03:34:00.000-07:00

They can't remember the number.

Blondie Unlocks Car

2007-03-09T18:26:00.000-08:00

An unique way for women to recover keys they forgot in a locked car.
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What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

2007-03-09T17:40:00.001-08:00

The invitation.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?

2007-03-09T17:39:00.001-08:00

When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

2007-03-09T17:37:00.000-08:00

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable!

What does a brunette make best for dinner?

2007-03-09T17:36:00.000-08:00

Reservations.

What's a brunette's mating call?

2007-03-09T17:35:00.000-08:00

"Has the blonde left yet?"

Blonde meets Apple

2007-03-09T17:09:00.000-08:00

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

2007-03-09T01:40:00.002-08:00

Invisible.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?

2007-03-09T01:40:00.001-08:00

So brunettes can remember them.

Blonde as seen through beer goggles...

2007-03-09T00:12:00.000-08:00

Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?

2007-03-09T00:08:00.000-08:00

They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

2007-03-09T00:07:00.000-08:00

No one else wants it.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

2007-03-09T00:06:00.000-08:00

Brown bagging it.

Smoking Hot Blonde Sues Cute but Dumb Brunette

2007-03-08T22:48:00.000-08:00

I am posting this video by request. I think because of the title. :P

The Blonde

2007-03-08T21:53:00.000-08:00

The blonde test taker

2007-03-08T20:02:00.000-08:00

A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: True for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening. "I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

Fast Food News #6: Rats in KFC Taco Bell

2007-03-08T18:52:00.000-08:00

This was stolen from Beth at Ramblings Of An Undisturbed Mind What does this have to do with Blogging Blond? Erm, I forget...

What does a blonde think an innuendo is?

2007-03-08T17:46:00.000-08:00

An Italian suppository.

Here's one for my friend Scooter.

2007-03-08T17:44:00.000-08:00

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What's black, blue, brown and green and laying in a ditch?
A. The same brunette 3 weeks later

What did the blonde say?

2007-03-08T17:43:00.000-08:00

What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

2007-03-08T17:38:00.000-08:00

They can't remember the route.

Petishun

2007-03-08T17:33:00.000-08:00

We blonds at the ofise are tarrred of all hte hte dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our routes turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side. We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a redhead joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff. Sined by the blonds at the ofise __________________________________ __________________________________ __________________________________

Two Chimps and a Blonde

2007-03-08T17:31:00.000-08:00

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went. Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo." "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World...

I had to post this because I'm evil...

2007-03-08T17:17:00.000-08:00

How do you keep a dumb blonde occupied?

2007-03-08T01:07:00.000-08:00

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You might be a blonde if...

2007-03-08T00:56:00.000-08:00

You might be a blonde if you think Condoleezza Rice is a Cajun side dish..

What did the blonde trucker say when someone asked if their signals were working?

2007-03-08T00:54:00.000-08:00

What did the blonde trucker say when someone asked if their signals were working? yes--no--yes--no--yes--no

Why did 18 blondes go to the movie together?

2007-03-08T00:53:00.001-08:00

It said under 17 not admitted

2007-03-08T00:30:00.001-08:00

One day a Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. The Brunette says "I'll have a BL." The bartender asks "What's a BL?" "A Bud Lite, DUH!" answered the Brunette in a snotty tone. The Redhead says "I'll have a ML." "What's a ML?" asked the bartender. "A Miller Lite, DUH!" answered the Redhead as if she was talking to a mentally challenged person. Then the Blonde says "I'll have a 15." Now the bartender knows what is happening and says "Oh, I get it the BL is the Bud Lite and the ML is the Miller Lite, but what is a 15?" The Blonde answers, "A seven and seven, DUH!"

THE BLONDE'S GLOSSARY OF MEDICAL TERMS

2007-03-08T00:19:00.000-08:00

Artery. . . . . . . . . . Study of Painting
Bacteria. . . . . . . . . Back door to the cafeteria
Barium. . . . . . . . . . What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel . . . . . . . . . . A letter like A, E, I, O, or U
Caesarean Section . . . . A district in Rome
Catheter. . . . . . . . . String instruments
Cat Scan. . . . . . . . . Searching for kitty
Cauterize . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her
Colic . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog
Congenital. . . . . . . . Friendly
D & C . . . . . . . . . . Where the White House is
Dilate. . . . . . . . . . To live long
Enema . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend
Fester. . . . . . . . . . Quicker
Fibula. . . . . . . . . . Small lie
Genital . . . . . . . . . Non Jewish
G I Series. . . . . . . . Soldier baseball
Grippe. . . . . . . . . . Suitcase
Hangnail. . . . . . . . . Coat hook
High Colonic. . . . . . . Jewish religious holiday
Impotent. . . . . . . . . Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain. . . . . . . . Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff . . . . . . Doctor's cane
Morbid. . . . . . . . . . Higher offer
Nitrate . . . . . . . . . Cheaper than the day rate
Node. . . . . . . . . . . Was aware of
Outpatient. . . . . . . . Person who has fainted
Pap Smear . . . . . . . . Paternity test
Pelvis. . . . . . . . . . Cousin of Elvis
Postoperative . . . . . . Mail carrier
Prostate. . . . . . . . . Flat on your back
Recovery Room . . . . . . Place to do upholstery
Rectum. . . . . . . . . . Dang near killed him!
Rheumatic . . . . . . . . Amorous
Secretion . . . . . . . . Hiding something
Seizure . . . . . . . . . Roman emperor
Tablet. . . . . . . . . . Small table
Terminal Illness. . . . . Getting sick at the airport
Tibia . . . . . . . . . . Country in North Africa
Tumor . . . . . . . . . . More than one
Urine . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're out
Varicose. . . . . . . . . Near by
Vein. . . . . . . . . . . Conceited

this one is baaaaahhhhddddd

2007-03-07T23:11:00.000-08:00

An attractive blonde girl got so fed up with people taking the rip our of her hair colour she decided to change her image. She took two weeks off work and dyed her hair brown. She drove from the city where she lived into the countryside to educate herself. One day whilst driving she came across a field full of the lovelist animals she'd ever seen. She stopped, got out of the car and was fascinated by the cute cuddly animals. She thought right, i know, i'll impress those people who think i'm stupid by getting one of these animals and taking it home as an exotic pet! She spies the farmer walking through the field and shouts out "exscuse me, can i ask what these animals are?...". "Certainly, my lovely" says the farmer "they're my sheep", "ah.. just another question" asks the blonde, "if i can accurately guess how many you have in this field can i take one home as a pet?" "of course" says the farmer not thinking for one minute she'd say quick as a flash "167". "My god" said the farmer "thats impressive - take your pick" The girl looks around for a while and points to the liveliest looking one, "that one" she says. The farmer walks over and hands it to her and she begins to walk back to her car feeling very pleased with herself... "just one thing" says the farmer, "Yes" the girl replies, "if i can accurately guess what color your hair is, can i have my dog back!"