THE BLONDE'S GLOSSARY OF MEDICAL TERMS

Artery. . . . . . . . . . Study of Painting
Bacteria. . . . . . . . . Back door to the cafeteria
Barium. . . . . . . . . . What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel . . . . . . . . . . A letter like A, E, I, O, or U
Caesarean Section . . . . A district in Rome
Catheter. . . . . . . . . String instruments
Cat Scan. . . . . . . . . Searching for kitty
Cauterize . . . . . . . . Made eye contact with her
Colic . . . . . . . . . . A sheep dog
Congenital. . . . . . . . Friendly
D & C . . . . . . . . . . Where the White House is
Dilate. . . . . . . . . . To live long
Enema . . . . . . . . . . Not a friend
Fester. . . . . . . . . . Quicker
Fibula. . . . . . . . . . Small lie
Genital . . . . . . . . . Non Jewish
G I Series. . . . . . . . Soldier baseball
Grippe. . . . . . . . . . Suitcase
Hangnail. . . . . . . . . Coat hook
High Colonic. . . . . . . Jewish religious holiday
Impotent. . . . . . . . . Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain. . . . . . . . Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff . . . . . . Doctor's cane
Morbid. . . . . . . . . . Higher offer
Nitrate . . . . . . . . . Cheaper than the day rate
Node. . . . . . . . . . . Was aware of
Outpatient. . . . . . . . Person who has fainted
Pap Smear . . . . . . . . Paternity test
Pelvis. . . . . . . . . . Cousin of Elvis
Postoperative . . . . . . Mail carrier
Prostate. . . . . . . . . Flat on your back
Recovery Room . . . . . . Place to do upholstery
Rectum. . . . . . . . . . Dang near killed him!
Rheumatic . . . . . . . . Amorous
Secretion . . . . . . . . Hiding something
Seizure . . . . . . . . . Roman emperor
Tablet. . . . . . . . . . Small table
Terminal Illness. . . . . Getting sick at the airport
Tibia . . . . . . . . . . Country in North Africa
Tumor . . . . . . . . . . More than one
Urine . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're out
Varicose. . . . . . . . . Near by
Vein. . . . . . . . . . . Conceited