Wednesday, March 7, 2007

this one is baaaaahhhhddddd

An attractive blonde girl got so fed up with people taking the rip our of her hair colour she decided to change her image. She took two weeks off work and dyed her hair brown. She drove from the city where she lived into the countryside to educate herself. One day whilst driving she came across a field full of the lovelist animals she'd ever seen. She stopped, got out of the car and was fascinated by the cute cuddly animals. She thought right, i know, i'll impress those people who think i'm stupid by getting one of these animals and taking it home as an exotic pet! She spies the farmer walking through the field and shouts out "exscuse me, can i ask what these animals are?...". "Certainly, my lovely" says the farmer "they're my sheep", "ah.. just another question" asks the blonde, "if i can accurately guess how many you have in this field can i take one home as a pet?" "of course" says the farmer not thinking for one minute she'd say quick as a flash "167". "My god" said the farmer "thats impressive - take your pick" The girl looks around for a while and points to the liveliest looking one, "that one" she says. The farmer walks over and hands it to her and she begins to walk back to her car feeling very pleased with herself... "just one thing" says the farmer, "Yes" the girl replies, "if i can accurately guess what color your hair is, can i have my dog back!"

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